Whip My Hair (drabble)
Nov. 7th, 2010 08:57 pmtitle: Whip My Hair
author:
awesomechick15
word count: 298
pairing: Kame/Jin
rating: PG
genre: dry crack
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin or Kamenashi Kazuya. However, I do own the story, my own characters and you.
warnings: -
summary: I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, Jin sang on English and whipped his hair around, rolling his hips like a pro. Which he, unfortunately, was.
A/N: I wasn't supposed to write. To this journal, I mean. I'm doing NaNoWriMo, and for once it's actually going well and reading or writing Akame will distract me. But I couldn't help it, this song (aka Whip My Hair by the 9-year-old Willow Smith) is DRIVING ME CRAZY. I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH.
This drabble has absolutely no point whatsoever. It's not coherent, it's not really that funny either. BUT THAT SONG IS MELTING MY BRAIN AND IT HAS TO STOP, MY NANOWRIMO WON'T GO ON OTHERWISE.
What came to music, Kame was an open-minded person. He listened to everything from pop to reggae, from jazz to rock, from metal to soul and so on. He had a good taste, he knew it, but usually he didn't hate any songs. Maybe there were some he strongly disliked, but hate was a word way too strong to be used in that context. It was cruel to say you hated a song, because there still was someone who had put an effort into it, someone who loved it.
Neither did Kame hate Jin. Conversely his feelings were much closer to love and occasional frustration. Jin had his good points, and they had a history longer than many people got in a lifetime. Yes, Kame loved Jin and rarely hated any music.
But he couldn't help half-eating his words after sitting in that room for three hours, listening to that stupid excuse of a song and watching Bakanishi dance and sing to it, doing motions more fit for a mental patient.
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, Jin sang on English and whipped his hair around, rolling his hips like a pro. Which he, unfortunately, was.
Not unless I tear it off from the roots, Kame swore under his breath.
Whip it real good, Jin repeated in English.
His singing ended with piercing shrieks as Kame got up from the couch and walked up to him, grabbing his shortened hair and putting his mouth to a better use.
You don't even have the hair to whip anymore, he hissed between the kisses.
Fuck you, bitch, I can whip it whenever I please, Jin answered, but his words were interrupted by a long whine as Kame pulled his curls and pushed his tongue in Jin's mouth.
author:
word count: 298
pairing: Kame/Jin
rating: PG
genre: dry crack
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin or Kamenashi Kazuya. However, I do own the story, my own characters and you.
warnings: -
summary: I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, Jin sang on English and whipped his hair around, rolling his hips like a pro. Which he, unfortunately, was.
A/N: I wasn't supposed to write. To this journal, I mean. I'm doing NaNoWriMo, and for once it's actually going well and reading or writing Akame will distract me. But I couldn't help it, this song (aka Whip My Hair by the 9-year-old Willow Smith) is DRIVING ME CRAZY. I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH.
This drabble has absolutely no point whatsoever. It's not coherent, it's not really that funny either. BUT THAT SONG IS MELTING MY BRAIN AND IT HAS TO STOP, MY NANOWRIMO WON'T GO ON OTHERWISE.
What came to music, Kame was an open-minded person. He listened to everything from pop to reggae, from jazz to rock, from metal to soul and so on. He had a good taste, he knew it, but usually he didn't hate any songs. Maybe there were some he strongly disliked, but hate was a word way too strong to be used in that context. It was cruel to say you hated a song, because there still was someone who had put an effort into it, someone who loved it.
Neither did Kame hate Jin. Conversely his feelings were much closer to love and occasional frustration. Jin had his good points, and they had a history longer than many people got in a lifetime. Yes, Kame loved Jin and rarely hated any music.
But he couldn't help half-eating his words after sitting in that room for three hours, listening to that stupid excuse of a song and watching Bakanishi dance and sing to it, doing motions more fit for a mental patient.
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, Jin sang on English and whipped his hair around, rolling his hips like a pro. Which he, unfortunately, was.
Not unless I tear it off from the roots, Kame swore under his breath.
Whip it real good, Jin repeated in English.
His singing ended with piercing shrieks as Kame got up from the couch and walked up to him, grabbing his shortened hair and putting his mouth to a better use.
You don't even have the hair to whip anymore, he hissed between the kisses.
Fuck you, bitch, I can whip it whenever I please, Jin answered, but his words were interrupted by a long whine as Kame pulled his curls and pushed his tongue in Jin's mouth.
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Date: 2010-11-07 08:02 pm (UTC)LOL Jin called Kame as "bitch" XDDD
good luck with your nanowriting :D
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Date: 2010-11-07 08:05 pm (UTC)It drives me crazy too!!! I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth *O*
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Date: 2010-11-09 06:50 pm (UTC)and kame is jin's bitch, so why not call him that? but OH DEAR LORD YOU LISTENED TO IT? IT DRIVES PEOPLE INSANE.
i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth ~
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Date: 2010-11-07 08:32 pm (UTC)I actually like the song a lot x) but yeah, I guess listening to it for three hours can be ... terrible XD XD
thx for sharing!! :D
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Date: 2010-11-09 07:03 pm (UTC)thank you!
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Date: 2010-11-07 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-09 07:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-08 02:02 am (UTC)thanks for sharing.. :)
i can imagine the scene.. <3
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Date: 2010-11-09 07:04 pm (UTC)thank you!
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Date: 2010-11-08 02:23 am (UTC)hahaha this TOTALLY made my otherwise crappy day <333
thanks so much hon!!
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Date: 2010-11-19 09:05 am (UTC)thank you for reading and commenting hun :D
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Date: 2010-11-19 09:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-08 03:17 am (UTC)I think is impossible not to have a big goofy smile in one's face after reading this drabble...
&hearts
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Date: 2010-11-19 09:06 am (UTC)big goofy smiles are exactly what I was looking for!
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Date: 2010-11-08 06:09 am (UTC)thanks for sharing~~~
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Date: 2010-11-19 09:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-08 01:31 pm (UTC)or maybe not, I have not heard the song, and given Kame's reaction I am not game to type it into youtubeGood luck with Nanowrimo!no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 09:08 am (UTC)and thank youuuu! :33
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Date: 2010-11-09 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 09:10 am (UTC)thank you!
Hi
Date: 2010-12-31 06:53 am (UTC)Re: Hi
Date: 2010-12-31 09:22 am (UTC)