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title: 0.623  « blood sugar »
author: awesomechick15  
pairing: Kame/Jin
rating: R
genre: drama, romance, violence, angst, AU
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin or Kamenashi Kazuya. However, I do own the story, my own characters and you.
warnings: Not into fighting rings, blood or bones cracking? Don't like cages or pretty men getting roughed up? Don't read.
summary: Illegal fighting is a rather crappy and painful job. Kamenashi Kazuya doesn't give a damn. Akanishi Jin does, and falls for his own prey.
A/N: I CAN EXPLAIN. It's quite simple.
This fic is the result of following equation: Tumblr + Pendulum + ddddara  , so I guess you can blame them. Tumblr keeps brainwashing me no matter how hard I try to resist, and Pendulum just simply amazes me time after time. And Jessica... Well, she helped too, alright. :D:D
This was supposed to be a simple PWP one-shot, but before I realized it, it already had a will of its own. So fuck yeah, seven parts (WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, JESSICA) - I haven't written a proper multichapter in about a year, so publishing this will probably be very interesting, in a way or another. There will be lame scenes, lots of bad grammar, my own weird-ass terminology ("ring barrier", "guards", "betters", wtf srsly) and just general fail, but I still kinda have a good feeling about this.
So umm. Hi. OH AND BTW THIS IS MY FIRST UPDATE SINCE, WHAT, NOVEMBER, SO OMG HAI YOU GAIS HOW HAVE YOU BEEN.


( he hasn't been out of his cage even once that night )

title: Daniel
author: awesomechick15 
word count: 3,440
pairing: Jin/Kame, Kame/OC
rating: R
genre: death, angst, violence, drama
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin or Kamenashi Kazuya. However, I do own the story, my own characters and you.
warnings: gore
summary: Daniel feasts with them.
A/N: Umm. Yeah. Tuuli goes plotless, weird fics again. This time with low quality, incoherent gore and intestines. I wrestled with the rating for some time and decided to go with R. I'm warning you, there's gore-ish violence in here and some strangeness with it. Even though I've failed to describe those things, I still don't want to traumatize anyone. It's not that descriptive or straightforward, nothing too gross, but I guess someone can pull something off it.
I wanted to write something with gore. Well, I tried. Warning, nothing logical and a bunch of (badly) hidden meanings ahead.
(By the way, for some reason this also reminds me of this fic with some parts. Guess I'm a creature of habit. Don't get distracted if you've read both, which I highly doubt.)



( the dreams keep haunting him )

title: Better Than Love
author: awesomechick15 
pairing: Jin/Kame, Kame/OC
rating: R
genre: romance, angst, drama, fluff-ish, flashback
disclaimer: I don't own anyone from JE, but I do own all the other characters and the story.
word count: 8,632
warnings: -
summary: It was almost like his whole life was formed by silences.
Kame's life takes a drastic turn to hell, and takes him back down the memory lane.
A/N: I know it's not good promotion to say you dislike or hate your own fic. But OH MY GOD DO I HATE HIS ONE, SERIOUSLY. We didn't synch from the start, somehow, and for real - if this fic was a person, I would beat it to death with my bare hands and a toothbrush. Anyway, this is a prompt from my friend Aliisa and even though there's a little chance she'll read this, FUCK YOU WOMAN, FUCK YOU. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME? YOUR PROMPT. :----------------( (Though she deserves credit for the prompt word, pregnant, and being the target of my aggression while writing this. Poor girl sits next to me in our history class.)
As a warning, there's going to be lots of silences. And Kame on his kitchen floor. And no plot whatsoever. And LENGTH I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING BUT DRABBLES IN, LIKE. AGES.
Oh dear God. Here we go.



( maybe there just wasn't anything to screw up anymore. only damaged people and dust. )

title: The Story Of A Sidekick
author: awesomechick15 
pairing: Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya
rating: G
genre: general lameness (aka fluffy happy!akame and stuff, you get the picture)
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin or Kamenashi Kazuya.
warnings: -
summary: "You could be my Robin."
A/N: This is my nth pointless drabble/one-shot (technically it's an one-shot, but it's drabble-ish). Seriously. Someone please stop me. (Actually this started out as a dialogue, but then I started feeling like it needed something more. Could have been other things than description, though - a plot, maybe.)
I JUST HAVE A THING FOR SIDEKICKS AND LAME DIALOGUE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT OKAY? STOP ACCUSING ME LIKE THAT, DUH


( it starts with two Starbucks frappuccinos, dim bedroom lights and a lazy night alone )

title: Glitter Is For The Living
author: awesomechick15 
pairing: Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya
rating: PG
genres: crack, (dry) humor, parody
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin or Kamenashi Kazuya. Or Twilight. (THANK YOU GOD)
warnings: -
summary: ”I know what you are,” Jin whispered before he could stop himself.
A/N: I did the mistake of watching Twilight. This came up. Seriously, Stephenie Meyer... You destroyed my brain for good. Also all the fandom drama is making me crazy and my way of going through things is ignoring them and getting distracted. I'm not judging or hating on anyone who likes Twilight, so please don't feel offended if you're a fan.


( the air was circulating around them )

title: Shortcakes And Other Poisons
author: awesomechick15 
pairing: Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya
rating: R
genre: slice of life, humor, fluff, romance
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin, Kamenashi Kazuya, Yamashita Tomohisa or any other JE-dude you see jumping around in this fic. But, as an exception, I do own everyone you can't recognize to be JE. This means mostly characters' families.
warnings: -
summary: Jin and Yamapi are best friends who live together. When Yamapi gets an opportunity study in an appreciated university, he of course accepts - but he also has to move closer to his new school, leaving Jin without a roommate. Meanwhile Kame is just moving to Tokyo with big dreams and hopes, his only place to stay a dirty, creepy motel and the floor of an old friend. Things happen. (Also part of this 'verse.)

prologue


( the neverending merry-go-round of awkwardness )


A/N: AAAHAHAAHAH IT'S FINALLY HERE AND LET'S PRETEND IT DIDN'T TAKE ME TWO MONTHS OKAY. :---( ♥
Oh btw, meet Reiko. As information, in the fic Jin has two siblings - Reio, who we already (ofc) know and Reiko, whom I made up. You're going to see her kind of a lot in the fic(s). As a short ref sheet, she's Jin's older sister, around 28. She loves her brothers and also torturing them. Reiko is a chef, just starting out her own restaurant. Because the genes in the Akanishi family have already appeared to be made of pixie dust that makes everyone seem attractive, she has lots of guys around her. Right now she's dating a guy called Take you might or might not hear from. They've been together for over six months now, long time for Reiko.
Say hello. Wait, did I have more original side charas? No? Or well, Kame's family, but they're going to have a fic of their own.
Updates are coming soon. Sooner than in two months, pinky promise. :D

I'M SORRY OKAY.
It's been, what, over a month since the last update on Shortcakes And Other Poisons. Almost two months, actually. I'M SOWWEH. Writer's block has been haunting me a little (this one-shot is actually an attempt to heal, lol) and I'm also lagging with some scenes in the first chapter. So just bear with me, please. :< ♥

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title: Of Butterflies
author: awesomechick15 
pairing: Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya
rating: G
genre: angst, mindgames
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin, Kamenashi Kazuya, Yamashita Tomohisa or any other JE-dude you see jumping around in this fic.
warnings: -
summary: Kame was the only one who understood, who would realize to ask.


( and deeper he went, more miserable he became )


A/N: I wanted to dissolve my WB a little, and this one-shot was born. Sometimes Jin angsting is nice. Lyrics are from Vienna Teng's song Between - usually I don't really like songfics, but in this case the lyrics kinda fit in the fic.

title: Shortcakes And Other Poisons
author: awesomechick15 
pairing: Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya
rating: R
genre: slice of life, humor, fluff
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin, Kamenashi Kazuya, Yamashita Tomohisa or any other JE-dude you see jumping around in this fic.
warnings: -
summary: Jin and Yamapi are best friends who live together. When Yamapi gets an opportunity study in an appreciated university, he of course accepts - but he also has to move closer to his new school, leaving Jin without a roommate. Meanwhile Kame is just moving to Tokyo with big dreams and hopes, his only place to stay the floor of a weird friend and a dirty motel. Things happen. (Also part of this 'verse.)


( you're my bitch, man )


a/n: IT'S HERE. ♥ It took a lot longer than I promised and I'm sorry for that. But here is the prologue and soon we'll kick off properly with the story. So, if someone doesn't know, this is a so-called big premiere for my fic universe The Awesome Random Roommate Series (name ftw) which already has some drabbles and one-shots in it.
By the way, anyone has a formspring? Because I got mine few days ago. Feel free to ask something/spam your nickname!

 title: Cupid
author: awesomechick15 
pairing: Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya
rating: G
genre: slice of life, annoyed ex-roommate
disclaimer: I don't own Akanishi Jin or Kamenashi Kazuya.
summary: Yamapi takes matters in his own hands.
warnings: Yamapi is evil.

( and playing cupid was extremely entertaining )


a/n: I'M SOWWEEEEH. I said the next update would be multi-chaptered, but I couldn't resist! This thing just... came. ;< I also created a sticky post for this 'verse (and my other fics in future), easier to find 'em. And I named it. I FREAKING NAMED IT, HAHAHA idk why that is even relevant. The Awesome Random Roommate Series. The title for that 'verse is as crappy and as random as I am, so hey, it fits! (though I'm greatly bothered by the fact its short name by initials is arrms.)